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An acronym standing for Testicular Activity Outside Shorts. Self explanatory; refers to an instance in which a man's shorts are so short that part or all of one, both, or more testicles or nutsacks are visible to the naked eye.
I love "Three's Company," but Jack Tripper has way too much TAOS.
by yinj October 30, 2010
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Refers to the geographical region of suburban Cincinnati, OH which lies south of the Ohio River, and is hence technically in the state of Kentucky - as well as denizens of said region. Used chiefly as a pejorative by Ohioans to refer to these dubious Kentuckians. Cincituckians are only tolerated by Ohioans because the airport lies in nearby Covington, KY. Usage can also be extrapolated to non-residents of Cincitucky who nevertheless conduct themselves in a markedly Cincituckian fashion. Cincituckians are understood to be Hillbillies and Hillwilhelminas of lower social standing, education and tooth count; and to find one's self in Cincitucky is to experience an intense, almost primal sense of despair.
"Back off, Cincitucky - this don't concern you."

"Welcome to Newport.......aw, crap! We're in Cincitucky! PULL A U-EY!"
by yinj June 29, 2008
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Refers to the geographical region of suburban Cincinnati, OH which lies south of the Ohio River, and is hence technically in the state of Kentucky - as well as denizens of said region. Used chiefly as a pejorative by Ohioans to refer to these dubious Kentuckians. Cincituckians are only tolerated by Ohioans because the airport lies in nearby Covington, KY. Usage can also be extrapolated to non-residents of Cincitucky who nevertheless conduct themselves in a markedly Cincituckian fashion. Cincituckians are understood to be Hillbillies and Hillwilhelminas of lower social standing, education and tooth count; and to find one's self in Cincitucky is to experience an intense, almost primal sense of despair.
"Back off, Cincitucky - this don't concern you."

"Welcome to Newport.......aw, crap! We're in Cincitucky! PULL A U-EY!"
by yinj June 28, 2008
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