236 definitions by yes juanito yes

set the mains

Short for "set the mainsails." A sailing reference meaning to go to a specific place or to head in a certain direction.

"After final exams, we set the mains for our favorite bar."

"At the start of the semester, I set the mains for all the best college radio stations."

by yes juanito yes May 30, 2017

home state appeal

The advantage of a candidate running for national political office running in a state primary election who is generally believed to be the favorite due to their state of origin.

"Some candidates are bound to have home state appeal and be the favorite in the Presidential Election when they run in their home state."

by yes juanito yes February 17, 2012

covfefelessness

The absence of covfefe.

Human 1: "Would you rather live in a world of covfefelessness?"

Human 2: "Maybe."

Human 1: "That's an absurdism."

by yes juanito yes December 21, 2017

weird vibe

An unusual and/or somewhat uncomfortable feeling in response to a person, place or situation.

Grandma's birthday party had a weird vibe. At her request, the DJ kept playing "It's Raining Men" over and over again.

Some beach towns in California have a weird vibe, but I keep going back to 'em.

by yes juanito yes March 25, 2015

100 percent

Total agreement.

Ann: "The city and all the volunteers have done a great job with this recycling, composting and gardening project."

Mike: "100 percent."

by yes juanito yes November 7, 2014

dab the tip

To wipe the penis tip with toilet paper after urinating. Usually done by older guys with prostate issues after peeing.

Guy 1: "You're only 30 and you dab the tip?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I didn't want to get my underwear dirty."

by yes juanito yes June 20, 2018

bottle white

A vial of crack cocaine or a clear container of alcohol (beer or liquor). The glass is transparent (white), not green or brown.

"Bottle up, bottle down. Bottle white, bottle brown."

by yes juanito yes December 3, 2014