236 definitions by yes juanito yes

lubed up

The use of alcohol to become mildly intoxicated in order to prepare for social activity. Some people call alcohol a social lubricant.

"I needed to get lubed up before going to the party.

by yes juanito yes May 13, 2017

learn Spanish

Advice given or efforts made for a person to better communicate with people who primarily speak Spanish. Allows improved communication with co-workers, customers, employees or anybody you meet who mainly speaks Spanish.

My first language wasn't English and wasn't Spanish. My dadsuggested I learn Spanish since so many people in our community are Spanish-speaking.

I was in a bank in Phoenix the other day where 95% of the people were speaking Spanish. Many were probably bilingual but I decided to take a class to learn Spanish anyway.

by yes juanito yes November 16, 2014

inaction figure

Plastic figurine of a low energy character or celebrity who is not a super hero.

"Have you seen the new Golden Girls action figures of Blanche, Dorothy, Rose and Stella? "

"Yeah, but they are more like inaction figures."

by yes juanito yes July 22, 2018

dense breast

A heavy and thick boob. Urban myth has it that the tit can be used as a weapon.

Last night, I got a black eye from her dense breast @ the strip club.

by yes juanito yes September 29, 2016

covfefe naive

Unawareness of the term covfefe or its origin. The word is from an absurd Trump tweet and it is meaningless.

"I asked a bunch of my coworkers if they knew about covfefe. Most were covfefe naive."

by yes juanito yes October 31, 2017