2 definitions by yer shirt

When a woman violently mashes her sloppy, wet labia across your greedy face.
Why is your face so red? That damned Chelsea held me down and labia scraped me again, and Terrell just sat there and watched!
by yer shirt December 16, 2016
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When a woman has had far too much stimulation good or bad and loses all control resulting in a puddle on the floor.
Remember when we ran out of wet floor signs because of Christie's never ending fear puddle when the Hillsborough High football team came through?
by yer shirt January 10, 2018
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