2 definitions by yeehawcowboi

Kirshon

He's kind of a shorty, whopping in at 5'4 feet tall. Lightskin with a hobby of basketball, he enjoys playing basketball or at least *tries* to. He's never the best at anything but he certainly tries his best. Despite being cancelled numerous times on twitter for being homophobic and racist he prides himself in bullying and ridiculings his peers. He is never liked by much people and he's never good at spelling. Most kirshons are horrible at spelling and have bad taste in fashion. Kirshons love children's stories like Jack and Jill and Little Red Riding hood. They also pull mega hoes on occasional times.

Girl 1: Omg I'd die if I ever had to date a guy named Kirshon...
Girl 2: Really? I'd die for a dreamy man like Kirshon!!
Boy 1: I'm actually dating him, sorry ladies...

by yeehawcowboi November 22, 2021

Julian

Julian is your average serial killer. He’s hot and ready to mingle. He’ll lure you in with his sweet muscles and personality, then take you into his bedroom. He’ll turn on his PS4, and dominate you in fortnite. Once he dominates you in fortnite, he’ll dominate you in real life too. Slowly suffocating you with his massive muscles. Soon you will be overjoyed, and excited. Then he will drag you to his basement where you will spend the rest of your life. He feeds you the past bodies, and soon you fall more and more in love with this Gaylord. Moral of the story, get yourself a Julian. Best kidnapper ever!

Omg! Is that a Julian??? I wish I could be suffocated by that gaylord! 😍

by yeehawcowboi May 26, 2019