Scummy hipster 1: Dude, you goin' to Slaughterama this weekend? It's gonna be so dank.
Grungy kid 2: I thought you sold your bike for a 24-pack of PBR
and a pair of fake Ray-Bans.
Scummy hipster 1: Yeah, but I just made some dank cut-offs and I gotta show 'em off.