2 definitions by yah boy jeremy

Mike here is a pedophile who preys on young females of the ages 11 to 18. Most recently it has been discovered that he also has a thing for almost 40 year old women with big boobs. And if you didn’t know the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, therefore a certain daughter may have certain traits of their mother. Some may also consider a Mike The Spike to be a so called Brent. Brent’s aren’t that much better. They like girls for like 2 days and then they decide they’re gross.
Yo did you see mIkE tHe SpIKe? He’s so gross dude ;)))
by yah boy jeremy February 9, 2019
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Lillithen is an bass clarinet playing girl. She is very autistic most of the the time. Apart from those autistic moments she’s a great person. She may not be the brightest but she’ll do.
wOw i wIsH i wAs A LiLliThEN ;))
by yah boy jeremy January 25, 2019
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