Missouri, known as the show me state (if anything because the majority of the population can't read and has to be shown with detailed pictures to achieve any type of understanding). Often times mistaken for "Misery"
Surrounded by the beautiful Ozark mountains, it's a very picturesque area, until one of their hand sized beatles lands on your face, or you look and realize that all the trees are covered in webs made my catepillars that just happen to eat trees. And of course don't forget the various species of tics, chiggers and various other body infesting pests that run rampant through out the state.
It's probably one of the most beautiful places to get bit by someone unknown species of spider.
"Hey I'm going to missouri!"
"Why would you want to go to Misery...?"