18 definitions by y2c
someone that has a really low intelligence when it comes to music.there is more than one way one can be musically retarded,so here is how you know if you are:
-if you think that only music on the radio is "good music",
YOU are musically retarded.
-if you think that mainstream music > underground music
YOU are muscially retarded.
-if you listen to all mainstream pop,rock,counry and hip hop
stuff like:lady gaga, kelly clarkson ,beyonce, nickelback, hinder,kenny chesney,lil wayne,etc. and you consider bands like tool,porcupine tree,NIN and pink floyd "crap"??
YOU are musically retarded.
-also,if you consider all those mainstream bands
"more talented" than the other ones i listed...
YOU are musically retarded
if you think that distinct genres like progressive rock/metal sucks...
YOU are musically retarded
-if you call a bass a "guitar"..
YOU are musically retarded.
sadly enough,i don't think that i've covered all of the ways one can be musically retarded.but i'll let you do that work!!
-if you think that only music on the radio is "good music",
YOU are musically retarded.
-if you think that mainstream music > underground music
YOU are muscially retarded.
-if you listen to all mainstream pop,rock,counry and hip hop
stuff like:lady gaga, kelly clarkson ,beyonce, nickelback, hinder,kenny chesney,lil wayne,etc. and you consider bands like tool,porcupine tree,NIN and pink floyd "crap"??
YOU are musically retarded.
-also,if you consider all those mainstream bands
"more talented" than the other ones i listed...
YOU are musically retarded
if you think that distinct genres like progressive rock/metal sucks...
YOU are musically retarded
-if you call a bass a "guitar"..
YOU are musically retarded.
sadly enough,i don't think that i've covered all of the ways one can be musically retarded.but i'll let you do that work!!
my sister listens to only "hits" music and mainstream country(which isn't even really country music btw) and she tells me she wishes she could mute my "crappy" music (the bands i listed above,plus anyother sub genre of rock/metal,and a few other genres,which don't consist of the music she listens to)plus,she tells everyone i play guitar,even though i play bass.MY SISTER is musically retarded.
*and if you were wondering,i am NOT a fan of jeff faggot foxworthy.and my definition is NOT influenced by him.
*and if you were wondering,i am NOT a fan of jeff faggot foxworthy.and my definition is NOT influenced by him.
by y2c June 16, 2009
one who is friendly to you/others in your/people's presence, but will say negative things about you when your not around in a heartbeat. some people do it all the time, some just in moderation...
it's something that everyone is at least a little bit at some point in their/your life, just like hypocrites.
it's something that everyone is at least a little bit at some point in their/your life, just like hypocrites.
by y2c January 10, 2011
a girl's(well, usually a girl's..)picture usually found on myspace or facebook/etc. that is taken from above showing off anywhere from a beautiful,massive cleavage all the way to tiny,acne-loaded mosquito bite tits..and everything in between.
whether the girl takes the picture herself, or not and whether it was done on purpose or not is usually unknown.
some funny things to note about these are; if she has one, she usually has a bunch more.... and also, if word gets around about you and or someone else relieving themselves to these photos, the girl usually winds up getting all pissed and offended. if you don't want guys getting stiff/girls getting wet to your whore-ish cleavage shots, then DON'T FUCKING POST THEM!!!!
whether the girl takes the picture herself, or not and whether it was done on purpose or not is usually unknown.
some funny things to note about these are; if she has one, she usually has a bunch more.... and also, if word gets around about you and or someone else relieving themselves to these photos, the girl usually winds up getting all pissed and offended. if you don't want guys getting stiff/girls getting wet to your whore-ish cleavage shots, then DON'T FUCKING POST THEM!!!!
last time i saw sam, she gave me this dirty ass look and this is seeing her for the first time in like two years. guess word got out about me jacking to her one of her cleavage shots. it's really not my fault, if she didn't have any of them in the first place, then maybe i wouldn't have gotten so damn horny for her. oh well, i love me a good cleavage shot anyways.
by y2c January 12, 2011
an ear condition,in which one has a collapsed tolerance to normal environmental sounds,which normally would not bother a person with normal hearing's ears.certain sounds will cause your ear drums to cringe,and have a spasm which is described as "fluttering" in the ear drum.it can be more severe in some cases than others from what i understand.it is caused by a number of things,such as prolonged exposure to loud noise,prolonged use of certain drugs,such as aspirin,head trauma,and many others.all though there isn't exactly a total cure for it,the ear's tolerance level can be brought up greatly by using pink noise cd's.by doing so it can get alot stronger,and it will be able to tolerate more noise,but it will not make the ear 100% better.
i am 18 years old and already have hyperacusis,mainly cause i did the stupid thing by listening to music on headphones daily,for 8 years,played in a band that practiced significantly loud,and used aspirin for a long period of time,due to the fact that i thought i had a non-existant heart problem.DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES AS ME.
by y2c January 20, 2009
exactly the same as a normal ribbed wifebeater tank top only worn by a girl. usually a bit more stylish than wifebeaters actually due to the fact that girls usually wear different colors(black,yellow,pink,green) rather than just plain white and could also be found at zumiez or other female skate clothes shops with various brand logos for a jacked up price.
actually 10x better than wifebeaters when worn by chicks that are stacked. fucking HOT!!..
actually 10x better than wifebeaters when worn by chicks that are stacked. fucking HOT!!..
by y2c January 13, 2011
hearing something thats not really there;
or thinking you heard something but you really didnt.basically hilucinating for the ears.
or thinking you heard something but you really didnt.basically hilucinating for the ears.
i came downstairs thinking my dad called my name,but upon asking him he had no idea what i was talking about,thats hearlucinating
by y2c January 10, 2009
in a nutshell what jose said. can also be the feeling you get after a very good night out, etc., almost like you won't have that much fun ever again. usually happens after fun, rare occasions like a wedding or once in a lifetime things like turning 21.
after a crazy night of bar hopping for my 21st birthday, i have a case of what they call good times withdrawl. needless to say it kind of sucks i can't turn 21 again right now and the following nights are going to be fucking boring.
and i can hardly wait to get back to work...
and i can hardly wait to get back to work...
by y2c August 14, 2011