2 definitions by xzombielegendxx
by xzombielegendxx January 29, 2018
Secateurs are mini garden shears used to cut back plants from soft plants to hardwood material. Usually consist of having the top blade sharp and the other blunt: depending on the make. They also require the effort of making a fist for it to close.
Secateurs don't need to be sharpened but they may need to be filed if the blade gets stiff.
They also have a habit of getting blunt. Making cuttings a harder job.
Secateurs don't need to be sharpened but they may need to be filed if the blade gets stiff.
They also have a habit of getting blunt. Making cuttings a harder job.
Mate 1:
" Hey man i need to borrow one of your secateurs?"
Mate 2:
"Yea there in the shed by the table next to the gloves."
Mate 1:
"No, i mean do you have any good secateurs. One's that actually cut the plants."
Mate 2
*TRIGGERED*
" Hey man i need to borrow one of your secateurs?"
Mate 2:
"Yea there in the shed by the table next to the gloves."
Mate 1:
"No, i mean do you have any good secateurs. One's that actually cut the plants."
Mate 2
*TRIGGERED*
by xzombielegendxx January 29, 2018