16 definitions by xyourxworstxnightmarex
in reference to a penis, is an appreciating comment which commends the owner on the impressiveness of his gentialia; in the policies of heterosexuality, only used in reference to one's self unless in a joke or sarcasm
by xyourxworstxnightmarex January 25, 2005
The sweat produced as a result of intense physical effort by the nutsack, either sexually or through sports, as opposed to normal nut sweat that occurs during everyday wear and tear.
After that pick-up game of basketball at the YMCA I needed to change my shorts because they were soakin' wet with smagma.
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While I was bangin' that skank I was gettin' so heated that my nasty balls were covered in smagma.
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While I was bangin' that skank I was gettin' so heated that my nasty balls were covered in smagma.
by xyourxworstxnightmarex January 23, 2005
When I had to get up answer the question on the chalkboard I did a waist tuck so that Mrs. Michael wouldn't see that I was sportin' a fatty.
by xyourxworstxnightmarex January 23, 2005
by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 1, 2005
by xyourxworstxnightmarex January 23, 2005
Referring to a finger bang, on the basis that fingers are often times called digits. It was original used in hopes of avoiding an introduction of the lame-ass cyber sex definition constructed by a band known as N*SYNC.
by xyourxworstxnightmarex January 23, 2005
related in meaning to narb, this is a more specific variety of boner which occurs when a person is so tired and/or bored that to increase blood flow and activity level, the body acquires an erection as a form of stimulant to heighten alertness
"So anyway, I was sitting around, you know, not doing anything, like watchin VH-1 or somethin gay like that, then all of the sudden, I get this thick boredom boner. It was alright, though, because it forced me to move around and adjust my junk. After that I actually went to the bank and grocery shopping. What a productive day, if only for that boredom boner..."
by xyourxworstxnightmarex January 25, 2005