3 definitions by xylobones
not to be confused with a comfort boy, a comfort man (sometimes called an emotional support white boy) is a male celebrity or fictional male character that someone who usually isn't comfortable around men, finds extreme comfort in. they're the type of man that you'd feel safe with if the two of you got trapped in an elevator together.
"patrick stump from fall out boy is my comfort man."
"you know what? valid choice. he's like a human puppy."
"you know what? valid choice. he's like a human puppy."
by xylobones October 22, 2020
a slang term for posting or engaging with sexual posts on your main social media account, rather than a secondary one that you’d usually use for that purpose. the phrased spawned on tumblr, after ted cruz liked a vore fetish drawing on his main, verified account.
by xylobones February 20, 2018
“dude i can’t stop thinking about how steven galpal’d his own moms in jailbreak by asking if sapphire was ruby’s ‘friend’”
“oh my god”
“oh my god”
by xylobones September 29, 2019