4 definitions by xx_yuumi_enjoyer_xx
I, a student of this school, can confirm this is a good enough(ish) school, but (most) students there DO NOT give a single particle of shit about their depressing, dull future. If you're considered to be a "smart" student, expect to be bullied 24/7, but when the exams start, expect to be treated as a glorious king for about a solid 1-2 weeks, and after that your social status will plummet from a glorious king to a shitty goblin who rose from the depths of hell.
There are a very small amount of really kind teachers like Mr. Phil (AKA: The best business teacher) who actually makes teaching fun, while also giving you breaks to keep your mentality set in this corrupt school where the only way to get decent grades is to befriend the teachers, and turn into a teacher's pet, but there are barely any good teachers. A good example of a shitty teacher iiiiisssssssss-... *DRUM ROLL PLS**-... Mr. Jason!!! He is a teacher that gets pissed off by the slightest, unnecessary things and will call the federal government to take ahold of you and examine you, since he believes that your brain is as small as an atom, when in reality his brain is non-existent (thank god he left).
If you ever get airdropped a video on your iPad and/or iPhone, please do **NOT** accept it, it will most likely be the leaked video of 2 students having sex. If you want to accept it, be aware of the nasty video you'll be watching of 2 students failing to please each other.
There are a very small amount of really kind teachers like Mr. Phil (AKA: The best business teacher) who actually makes teaching fun, while also giving you breaks to keep your mentality set in this corrupt school where the only way to get decent grades is to befriend the teachers, and turn into a teacher's pet, but there are barely any good teachers. A good example of a shitty teacher iiiiisssssssss-... *DRUM ROLL PLS**-... Mr. Jason!!! He is a teacher that gets pissed off by the slightest, unnecessary things and will call the federal government to take ahold of you and examine you, since he believes that your brain is as small as an atom, when in reality his brain is non-existent (thank god he left).
If you ever get airdropped a video on your iPad and/or iPhone, please do **NOT** accept it, it will most likely be the leaked video of 2 students having sex. If you want to accept it, be aware of the nasty video you'll be watching of 2 students failing to please each other.
Student 1: OMG! 3 students were found having sex in our principal's office-... They were all expelled from our school-... I literally go to such a weird school.
Student 2: You definitely go to SZPAB!
Student 1: WTF! How did you know?!?!
Student 2: You definitely go to SZPAB!
Student 1: WTF! How did you know?!?!
by xx_yuumi_enjoyer_xx March 13, 2022
“ You’re such a baj” is a common phrase used to call out a person who has no fashion sense whatsoever. “ You’re such a baj” is commonly used on people who wear uglyass, shitty clothing that looks like it came from the Stone Age. “ You’re such a baj” is also used on people who get their clothes from the dollar store and/or good will. If you are a “baj” and a “make-a-wish” kid wishes for you to look good, his wish will never be accomplished.
Person 1: *to person 2* Ew wtf you’re such a baj.
Person 2: *sighs as she cries and poops* I KNOW I AM, SO WHAT!
Person 2: *sighs as she cries and poops* I KNOW I AM, SO WHAT!
by xx_yuumi_enjoyer_xx July 2, 2022
Shalooga is what you call a suspicious person trying to get drugs in school. A typical shalooga will look like an ugly-ass, musty person and they will be 4ft 8 - 5ft tall. They will have a high-pitched voice, but they will fake their deep voice to sound intimidating, knowing damn well they sound like a grandpa on his death bed. The way a shalooga walks in the school looks extremely stupid, they will take huge steps, and this will make then look like a stupid monkey. They will also walk in different shoes to try and seem quirky, but in reality they look like those zombies from Plants VS zombies.
Student 1: OMG! I found someone asking for drugs in the PE hall.
Student 2: No way!!! He is definitely a shalooga, look at the way he walks and talks, he looks uglier than the dead rat under my bed.
Student 1: I agree, though RIP Mr. Whiskers.
Student 2: No way!!! He is definitely a shalooga, look at the way he walks and talks, he looks uglier than the dead rat under my bed.
Student 1: I agree, though RIP Mr. Whiskers.
by xx_yuumi_enjoyer_xx June 30, 2022
A zaglafrag is a person who is really really bad at playing any sort of games, but think they're the best player in the entire galaxy, and decided to flex their "Gaming Capability", knowing well a newborn monkey can beat them.
Player 1: OMG! I'M NOT BAD, THE INTERNET JUST SUCKS!
Player 2: *Whispers to player 3* he is such a zaglafrag.
Player 3: I know right...
Player 2: *Whispers to player 3* he is such a zaglafrag.
Player 3: I know right...
by xx_yuumi_enjoyer_xx March 13, 2022