2 definitions by xselectivex

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When an animal sexually assaults and fucks a human. Opposite of Beastiality, when a human sexually assaults and fucks an animal. Beastiality is illegal but Humanality is legal.
Jack: You want to get fucked by my pony?

Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?

Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!

Jill: What if it comes inside me?

Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!

Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!

Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.

Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.

Jack: OK, here they come!

Jill: THEY?

Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.
by xSelectivex July 02, 2011
When someone of little or no intelligence on the internet gets into a discussion, debate, or argument that they cannot keep up with because of their inability to think and process information outside of their closed little mind, and respond by calling the other person more intelligent than them (A TROLL)! This act is therefore TROLLING because it's a cop out to an intelligent conversation by which the one more intelligent is falsely accused of being a troll as a trolling diversion tactic of the Reverse Trolling which is always done by stupid trolls. Also, to call someone a Troll when they are Not A Troll.

Trolling is when you purposely do or say something to get a response for the sake of a laugh or attention. However, most people being shit brain stupid confuse this with popularity of already being famous and actually thinking so as to not follow stupid sheep that all do and say the same thing all the time. The inability to see these differences combined with a habit of calling people trolls too often will always result in Reverse Trolling.
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Example A:

First Person: A person of average or less than average intelligence can only perceive and conceive others as intelligent or less than intelligent as they themselves are. Very rarely, if at all, will they try to understand that which they are not open to, for they are not neutral and are still using labels to identify who and what they are, even though it is all misrepresentation of how they feel and think.

Second Person: You're a Troll.

First Person: No, you're a Troll for Reverse Trolling. It's not my fault you are too stupid to keep up with the conversation.

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Example B:

First Person: Did you hear what the president said on t.v.? He's trolling!

Second Person: He's the President you dip shit, he's not trolling, if anything he says as little as possible to keep people calm. Quit Reverse Trolling and grow a brain!

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Example C:

First Person: I'm an Atheist.

Second Person: So do you use The Scientific Method or do you always prematurely make up your mind about everything before knowing the facts? Most Atheists are just rebelling against everything and find it cool not to think at all, often telling other people what to think, and any belief system is a religion, so this makes Atheism just another religion.

First Person: You're a Troll.

Second Person: No, you are Reverse Trolling for not being able to speak back with anything other than calling me a troll. Forget it, I'm leaving, come and find me when you grow a brain.
by xselectivex January 27, 2011

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