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Flatapus 

A flatened cat, eg. road kill.

Dude 1: 'Dude! You just hit a cat!'
Dude 2: 'Damn! Now I'm gunna have to wash my car because of that flatapus!'

Flatapus by xXxXLupicideXxXx December 2, 2011