1 definition by xXSCUMXx
A goon is best defined as a person taking part in activities such as jumping, yelling and imitated sexual acts. Goons often commit these atrocities in public and bring embarrassment to themselves and others. Other characteristics of goons include excessive genitalia exposure, over-excitement concerning video games, and friendly relationships with parents, occasionally to the point of desired intimate contact. You can accurately distinguish a goon from a normal person by their laugh as well as their indifference to the apparent disgust surrounding them.
Goon: Lets Play HALO!
Goons: YEA! At your house though, b/c your mom is HOT!
Goon: Get HER!
GWNALINE : HELP MEEE
Goon: EE EE EE EE
Goon: *teabags sleeping friend
Goons: YEA! At your house though, b/c your mom is HOT!
Goon: Get HER!
GWNALINE : HELP MEEE
Goon: EE EE EE EE
Goon: *teabags sleeping friend
by xXSCUMXx September 15, 2009