xClamm Jammerx's definitions

Bed Bath and Beyond

When a man is in the hospital and the nurse jerks him off after giving him his sponge bath.

Guy 1: "So I heard you were in the hospital. How was that?"
Guy 2: "It was horrible until my nurse came in to bathe me and she gave me a "bed bath and beyond". It was awesome!

by xCLAMM JAMMERx January 10, 2012

Twitcabulary

The ability to convert an in-depth thought into a tweet with 140 characters or less.

I wanted to express an idea to my followers but twitter only allows 140 characters. I had to use my Twitcabulary to condense it so that I can tweet it.

by xClamm Jammerx October 31, 2012