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Chocolate Jesus
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A formed
chocolate bar
in
the shape
of the Lord and Savior
Jesus Christ
I gave that self
rightious
preachy fat bitch a
chocolate
Jesus for
Christmas
. She loved it and then ate Christ's head.
Chocolate Jesus
by
x96merrill3@hotmail.com
December 24, 2004
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