3 definitions by wtf bro do u not read??

like A good neighbor state farm is there

Its when u summon jake from state farm

My boyfriend trying to save me: like a good neighbor state farm is there!"
Me: Wtf bro?!
Jake comes
me: whhhaaaaatttttt

by wtf bro do u not read?? June 14, 2022

Fitzphie

The pairing of Fitzroy Vacker and Sophie Foster is the grossest pairing in Keeper of the Lost Cities according to fans.

Fan #1 Have you seen that couple it's gross.
Fan #2 Sokeefe is way better.
Fan # 3 Fitzphie is the worst couple.

by wtf bro do u not read?? February 24, 2022

tom holland

The absolute hottest mf on the planet. Some people dont like him!! So i go to there house and say. U little &#%&%#&#%#!! He is totally smexy and MINE. NOT ZENDAYAS. MIIINNNEEE

tom holland is mine

by wtf bro do u not read?? June 15, 2022