1 definition by woopasso

A damn hot skinny blond who's funny, but a controlling bitch. In her future she will have been through 4 failed marriages, grow 7 times her size, and most likely end up with a hoarding problem, living with a dozen cats.
"Glad I didn't marry that! GEEZUS."

"Yeah, Paige turned out to be a tub of lard!"
by woopasso July 25, 2011
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