This is a phenomenon where a woman wearing white,summer weight shorts or pants carries a certain brand of cell phone that displays blinking, multi-colored lights,when ringing,in a front pocket (next to her minge). When receiving an incoming call,her camel-toe area lights up like a carnival ride. It is very funny and freaky to observe.(especially in a grocery store)
The first time I saw a disco pussy,I thought the lady was either a robot or a alien.
The riduculous notion that one farts only in the bathroom.Like anyone is really going drop what they're doing and make a mad "emergency" dash for the nearest restroom where they drop their drawers,bend over,grab the towel bar,bust a fart,then blot the anus with toilet paper. An extra measure of politeness would be to turn on the exhaust fan,wash your hands and hit the Glade air freshener button.
Fart etiquette dictates that one leave the dinner tablet to fart.
Super low grade single ply butt ribbon found in the bathrooms of rest stops,service stations and most other public rest rooms.Contains visible chunks of wood pulp.15 sheets glued together qualifies as plywood.What name brands compare their product to and refer to as "the next leading brand".
I got splinters in my fingers from using that rest stop toilet paper.
Back in the day,when parents were allowed to spank their children as means of last resort,occasionally a mother would make a wayward child go outside and select a willowy branch which would be used to "switch" the naked legs.Having to select the instrument of your punishment was considered cruel and unusual punishment.Sometime this was pre-punishment as indicated by "And just you wait until your dad gets home".
I would alway get a Forsythia branch as the device of my cruel and unusual punishment.