319 definitions by wolfbait51

Jack Threads

An advertiser on Urban Dictionary that promotes ridiculous Nigger costumes as "mens wear". Also any clothing worn while jacking off.

I wouldn't even wear Jack Threads to masturbate. I prefer a wife beater and boxer shorts.

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

bridge mix

Small round turds that resemble Brach's tasty candy treat.Usually girl poop.

The wife filled the toilet bowl with bridge mix

by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

paycheck shock

One of life's biggest disappointments.It is the dejection/rage experienced by first time workers when they get their very first paycheck and realize they don't get to keep the entire $5.25 they thought they were working for.

My son experienced paycheck shock when he saw all the stuff deducted from his gross pay.

by wolfbait51 April 26, 2011

clambake

A group of women with shaved beavers sunbathing in the buff. The aim is to leave no tan lines. Very common on European nude beaches.

A lot of voyeur sites just feature clambake beach pics.

by wolfbait51 January 28, 2011

mulletude

The "bad-ass" attitude that often accompanies the mullet hair style.

That dude in the IROC Camaro has a bad mulletude

by wolfbait51 April 6, 2011

tainted knuckles

Tainted knuckles occur when you reach between your legs to wipe your ass after a shit and your knuckles touch the vile soup in the toilet bowl or,heaven forbid,the turd itself.

Damn! I'm going to have to wash my hand.I got tainted knuckles.

by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011

fat farts

The farting sound resulting from trapped air escaping from between the sweaty bellies of two fat people fucking. (aka- beef queef)

That couple in the adjoining motel room kept me awake for over an hour with their fat farts.

by wolfbait51 April 3, 2011