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A joke. When overnighting at a friend/girlfriend's place and you bathe or shower the next morning,you inform your host that you took the liberty of using their back brush.In most cases,the host will advise you that they don't own a back brush. You then ask,"Well,what is that loop-shaped brush in the container on the bathroom floor?" After they quit laughing,they'll say,"That's the fuckin' toilet brush,dumbass!" Guaranteed giggles every time.
Hey darlin',I hope you don't mind,but,I borrowed your back brush. It was a slice of heaven.
by wolfbait51 April 18, 2011
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Masturbation. Also a tasty option at Pizza Hut.
Did you get any last night? Yep,hand tossed.
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
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Describes anything that is supremely hard.
Mom's biscuits are as hard as a wedding night dick.
by wolfbait51 April 13, 2011
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The giagantic, half acre mound of snow found on a Walmart's parking lot after it have been plowed that resembles a huge igloo. Based on the myth that Canadians live in igloos.
That Canadian housing project at Walmart reaches aboot two thirds the way up the light poles.
by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
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Fuck dubbed is where a movie has been edited for TV and the bad words are lamely dubbed over in a voice not even close to the original actor's voice. Fortunately,you can usually read the actor's lips. Commonly called a "voice over".
I watched a Stevan Seagal movie where every time he said "fuck" it was fuck dubbed with the word "Fink" in a clearly Italian voice.
by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011
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A toilet seat that pinches your ass upon arising. Most common with wooden toilet seats that have an invisible hairline crack that opens with the weight of someone sitting but closes up and grabs some ass skin when the user rises and the weight is removed.
That frisky toilet seat at school got me for some skin and hair.
by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011
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Super low grade single ply butt ribbon found in the bathrooms of rest stops,service stations and most other public rest rooms.Contains visible chunks of wood pulp.15 sheets glued together qualifies as plywood.What name brands compare their product to and refer to as "the next leading brand".
I got splinters in my fingers from using that rest stop toilet paper.
by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
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