2 definitions by woahnicecockbro
when the person you’re hooking up with (with no protection) jokingly sticks their pinky up their ass and you surprisingly enjoy it, leading to you prematurely ejaculating. this leads to a unexpected pregnancy.
Girl 1: Did you hear what Josh did to me?
Girl 2: No, what happened?
Girl 1: The bastard pulled a Dirty Brycen. I’m too far along to abort that shit.
Girl 2: No, what happened?
Girl 1: The bastard pulled a Dirty Brycen. I’m too far along to abort that shit.
by woahnicecockbro April 25, 2020
a small cocked, spaghetti noodle shaped white boy who may or may not compensate for his lack of bed room skills with a truck that makes all of him look shrimpy. his ego is also bigger than his physical attributes, with no clear reason as to why. potentially looks up to the nascar racers in alabama, not only in choice of lovers but in the traditional mullet under a trucker hat style choice. won’t actually cheat on you, he’ll just think about it constantly.
by woahnicecockbro April 25, 2020