Penis Willikers

An exclamation expressing surprise, similar to "gee Willikers", but used when angry and/or flustered.

Penis Willikers! The new Halo game got old quick, but for three months before it was released, Dave used to have a popcorn shrimp over it like it's such a BIG deal.

by Wizard Toast October 14, 2010

Stay At Home Bro

A Stay At Home Bro is someone who sits on his butt at home, all day, either watching TV or playing video games, from the time he gets up from bed, until he feels like he's had his fill for the day, and goes to sleep. A Stay At Home Bro will take the occasional nap, a short break to see what food can be found in the kitchen, or even take a restroom break to pee out of boredom. Usually unemployed, and usually not one to go through full-time credit hour semesters in college, the Stay At Home Bro will often resort to mooching to meet life's daily needs, especially when it comes to who will buy him lunch or in more extreme cases, pay for his cable and/or internet bill.

I'm not paying the cable/internet bill this month. I'm not supporting the habits of a Stay At Home Bro.

by Wizard Toast October 03, 2010

Penilistic Protrusion

Synonymous with penile erection.

After a fun night at the strip club, Andre had a penilistic protrusion that he awkwardly tried to hide from his parents, by covering it with his Trapper Keeper, on his way to his bedroom.

by Wizard Toast October 03, 2010

Homotextual

A person who sends the gayest text messages to his/her friends.

Renaldo's text messages say things that make him gayer than ever. I consider him homotextual.

by Wizard Toast October 24, 2010

Sleepy Pee Pee

One is said to have "Sleepy Pee Pee" when an erection occurs while drowsy.

I just got home from a 12-hour shift and felt a little too comfortable in my bed. As a result, I've got sleepy pee pee. -Zzzzz...

by Wizard Toast October 03, 2010

Poon Dong

The odor that attaches itself to, and lingers upon a penis, post vaginal intercourse.

Dave didn't bother to shower for the past few days and now he smells like he has a bad case of poon dong.

by Wizard Toast October 03, 2010

Permalust

Permalust is the state of being horny ALL the time.

Example #1: Although Chris wants a girl's heart more than anything, he's doomed to an eternity of permalust and cannot look away from a perfect ass.

Example #2: Chris's new rock band is called "Permalust".

by Wizard Toast December 12, 2010