wizard toast's definitions
Synonymous with penile erection.
After a fun night at the strip club, Andre had a penilistic protrusion that he awkwardly tried to hide from his parents, by covering it with his Trapper Keeper, on his way to his bedroom.
by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

by Wizard Toast October 24, 2010

by Wizard Toast October 25, 2010

When a Mac owner realizes just how limited his intellect truly is for having a Mac when he is severely incapable of building his own PC, and feels envy toward his PC-owning friends.
Man, I've got a major case of PC envy because all of my smarter friends can pick and choose which parts are best for their respective needs and preferences, while all I have is a premade Mac from Best Buy that can't even run Windows CALCULATOR on its lowest settings. I'm such a sheep...
by Wizard Toast October 24, 2010

A title of shame given to any guy with nipples that are too pink to match his tan and with the nipples looking too feminine in their degree of plumpness.
The sloven shut in next door does nothing but play Halo and World of Warcraft all day. He's the Pinky Plumperton from the prophecies of old.
by Wizard Toast October 25, 2010

An exclamation expressing surprise, similar to "gee Willikers", but used when angry and/or flustered.
Penis Willikers! The new Halo game got old quick, but for three months before it was released, Dave used to have a popcorn shrimp over it like it's such a BIG deal.
by Wizard Toast October 14, 2010

When Japanese anime featured on American television's "Toonami" sneaks Hentai anime onto the air during their regularly scheduled programming.
by Wizard Toast October 26, 2010
