wizard toast's definitions

Rodeo

The Rodeo is a sex game involving having "doggy style" sexual intercourse with a girl and saying another girl's name over and over, in order to upset her enough to wriggle herself away from you in anger. The object of the game is to hold onto the girl and stay inside of her for as long as you can.
Typically, a man does not want to do this to a girl he wants to remain in a relationship with.

Last night's rodeo with my date lasted about ten minutes. Surprisingly, she wants to see me again...

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

Pinky Plumperton

A title of shame given to any guy with nipples that are too pink to match his tan and with the nipples looking too feminine in their degree of plumpness.

The sloven shut in next door does nothing but play Halo and World of Warcraft all day. He's the Pinky Plumperton from the prophecies of old.

by Wizard Toast October 25, 2010

Popcorn Shrimp

A tiny penis with an erection that resembles an upward curled popcorn shrimp.

Dave was full on popcorn shrimp for the new Halo game, months before it's release.

by Wizard Toast October 14, 2010

Penilistic Protrusion

Synonymous with penile erection.

After a fun night at the strip club, Andre had a penilistic protrusion that he awkwardly tried to hide from his parents, by covering it with his Trapper Keeper, on his way to his bedroom.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

PC Envy

When a Mac owner realizes just how limited his intellect truly is for having a Mac when he is severely incapable of building his own PC, and feels envy toward his PC-owning friends.

Man, I've got a major case of PC envy because all of my smarter friends can pick and choose which parts are best for their respective needs and preferences, while all I have is a premade Mac from Best Buy that can't even run Windows CALCULATOR on its lowest settings. I'm such a sheep...

by Wizard Toast October 24, 2010

Poonami

When Japanese anime featured on American television's "Toonami" sneaks Hentai anime onto the air during their regularly scheduled programming.

Sheesh, Poonami is at it again with the schoolgirls and tentacles...

by Wizard Toast October 26, 2010

Homotextual

A person who sends the gayest text messages to his/her friends.

Renaldo's text messages say things that make him gayer than ever. I consider him homotextual.

by Wizard Toast October 24, 2010