When you really have to take an explosive shit and you think that there is no way that you'll make it to a toilet, but are saved by a brief period of relief, giving you precious time to book it to the john.
I almost shit my pants in the park today; luckily, the Brown Eye of the Storm hit so I had time to get to Home Depot.
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