3 definitions by winkle2u

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Noun: (swizzl' tymer) An older person who is suffering from Dementia-like behavior; a grumpy, old, crazy person. Description of an Old-Timer that is losing his/her mind!

Similar to the twisted shape of a Swizzle stick or a Twizzler.
Grandma lost her keys in the oven again, that old Swizzletimer!

Happy 50th, Dad! You old Swizzletimer! (Term of Endearment)

Their mind is all swizzletimered.
by winkle2u August 25, 2010
Noun: (swizzl' tymer) An older person who is suffering from Dementia-like behavior; a grumpy, old, crazy person. Description of an Old-Timer that is losing his/her mind!

Similar to the twisted shape of a Swizzle stick or a Twizzler.
Grandma lost her keys in the oven again, that old Swizzletimer!

Happy 50th, Dad! You old Swizzletimer! (Term of Endearment)

Their mind is all swizzletimered.
by winkle2u August 25, 2010
boxwine: (n) A shortened version of saying boxed wine. A convenient alternative.

boxwine (adj) Describing a state of mind or person who has been drinking above mentioned "boxwine" or boxed wine ,similar to that of Franzia, since noon.

boxwine (adj) something that is cheaply packaged but yields results.
(ADJ) ex: Eric is all boxwined up since he works at 5 a.m. and gets home at noon...I need to get caught up!

(ADJ) ex: That stripper that I took to the V.I.P. last night had very few teeth ...but she was a boxwine fo' sure!
by winkle2u January 24, 2012

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