william's definitions

gank

A gank, or the act of ganking, occurs when a woman's buttcrack or breast cleavage is exposed, and you insert an object, a pencil, finger, pen, coin, whatever, into said cleavage. The acting party must then proceed to say "GANK" in a loud, matter-of-fact manner.

"I totally ganked Maureen the other day when she was crouching down, picking up something."

"I'm going to gank her."

by William October 25, 2004

OCD

1.Obsessive Compulsive Disorder; if you have it yuo have to do certain things or have weird thoughtts believe me, I have OCD. It is the worst disorder there is.

Becausean of my OCD I have weird thoughts about my birthday and constantly have these counting patterns.

by William June 11, 2004

dueche daddy

1.A dueche bag specially designed for dads.
2.The talking, fucking machine that cleans your genetals for you.
3.A dad that uses a dueche bag.

1.I use my dueche daddy to clean my fucked up penis.
2.I have a dueche daddy and I let him wipe my genetal.
3.I'm sure glad my daddy iznt a dueche daddy.

by William June 1, 2004

ahole

the wimpy way of saying asshole

I'm in kindergarden "you ahole".

by William June 14, 2004

floppy dang

when a guy takes a pair of suspenders and straps then to the front of his pants and lets them hang down

hey guys look at my floppy dang
thats nice gasell

by William March 27, 2004

vice city

A game where you can kill cops, murder prostitutes, gun down innocent civilians, cause death and mayhem on large scales with a tank and get away with it.

lets kill a cop, I know we'll play Vice City

by william December 29, 2003

what the fuck!?

An expression most commonly used when you get confused.

What the fuck is happening are you guys doing in my bed?

by William June 5, 2004