william's definitions

dueche daddy

1.A dueche bag specially designed for dads.
2.The talking, fucking machine that cleans your genetals for you.
3.A dad that uses a dueche bag.

1.I use my dueche daddy to clean my fucked up penis.
2.I have a dueche daddy and I let him wipe my genetal.
3.I'm sure glad my daddy iznt a dueche daddy.

by William June 1, 2004

gank

A gank, or the act of ganking, occurs when a woman's buttcrack or breast cleavage is exposed, and you insert an object, a pencil, finger, pen, coin, whatever, into said cleavage. The acting party must then proceed to say "GANK" in a loud, matter-of-fact manner.

"I totally ganked Maureen the other day when she was crouching down, picking up something."

"I'm going to gank her."

by William October 25, 2004

Coca-Cola

Was first bottled by lawers in 1899 by attorneys in Chattanooga.

Coke is better than Pepsi

by William November 25, 2004

goths

Sub-culture that takes it name from a pacifist framer tribe, that was enslaved by Roman for a long time until they got feed up and conquered Rome.

Goths are cool dude.

by William November 25, 2004

lil' mamma

In the negro world, slang for girl. Also known as a girlfreind.

Hey, is your lil' mamma an eata? AN EATA BRO!?

by william April 15, 2005

Bastaard

a male child thats has no fucking idea of who ther fater is

my cuzian pattrick is a bastard be cuz he dont kno who his daddy is.

by william January 13, 2005

leperchaun

An irish teacher who lies and likes to fuck over his students

Mr. Cole is a fuckin leperchaun

by William February 3, 2005