1 definition by william s. l.

the scarlet letter

The reason why the national high school drop out rate is so high. The book borders on the topics of guilt, religion, and fucking. Most English teachers percieve this book to be a literary treasure chest, hence why the English department is usually targeted first when students go on homicidal rampages.

Teacher: I love the Scarlet Letter, yet I hate you so I'd like you to write an essay explaining the main theme of the sto-...

Student: Uh, ma'm?

Teacher: Yes miste-...

Student: Blow me.

by william s. l. August 16, 2006