3 definitions by wild oranges

When a female puts a tampon in, which decides not to cooperate and causes her entire lower body to seize up in terrible pain.
Gina: AAAAAAHHHH WTF!@#$%^&*!!!
Val: Oh man, she's having a tamp cramp.
by wild oranges December 2, 2009
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1. Someone who gets around and has a lot of excess body fat.

2. A very easy fat slut.
Joe: Everyone in the world has fucked Jamie. She's fat and her face is squished in, but it's just too damn easy, I just can't say no.

Matt: I know, she's a total waterbed, and I'm disgusted at myself for it.
by wild oranges August 21, 2009
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The act of pulling one's pants down unexpectedly and moving dangerously close to an unsuspecting person while yelling "moon tag!!!" Good for breaking awkward silences. Can also be played in a swimming pool.
Julie: So... yeah...
pause
Sam pulling down pants: MOON TAG!!!
Julie: Ah!!!
by wild oranges October 31, 2007
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