6 definitions by wiki wha ???

mosh pit taint

Two separate mosh pits divided by a line of douche bags who refuse to mosh

There's a mosh pit over here and a mosh pit over there, but you bunch of douche bag mosh pit taint are getting in the way, just pick a f'ing side

by wiki wha ??? February 15, 2009

tuna pouch

When you can't tell if a female co-worker made a tuna sandwich or sat on the counter

Co-worker 1: did you make a tuna sandwich?
Co-worker 2: No why?
Co-worker 1: Wash out that tuna pouch...

by wiki wha ??? February 15, 2009

dreadlock

a combination of toothpaste poop and peanut butter placed strategically throughout the hair to create dreadlocks

Person 1: your dreadlocks look great how did you make them
Person 2: I combined my poo with peanut butter and toothpaste of course and thought it would look great in my hair

by wiki wha ??? February 15, 2009

stinky winker

Something that smells terrible but is too cute to stay away from

Scared spectator: Your dog has explosive diarrhea!!!

Owner: Yeah he's such a stinky winker!

by wiki wha ??? February 15, 2009

heat surge

When the Amish mix electricity with fire to sell fireplaces to "the English"

Amish 1: The "heat surge" takes up as much electricity as a coffee maker

Amish 2: You have an electric coffee maker?

by wiki wha ??? February 15, 2009

airborne syphilis

When your co-worker is such a whore you need a full bio-hazard suit to be able to be in the same room

Co-worker 1: I can't believe she is such a whore
Co-worker 2: She's so full of syphilis I think it's airborne.

....

Girl: What is wrong doctor?

Doctor: You were such a dirty whore you created a new strand of syphilis, I'm afraid you are the cause of airborne syphilis

by wiki wha ??? February 15, 2009