2 definitions by whomstthefuckareyou
A great exclamation to say at any point in your life when you come across something deserving of it. Uses an expletive which can really get your point across and make it more expressive.
(Most of the goddamn definitions on here. Seriously. What the actual fuck??)
Person: Aha wat ze fu k.
Another person: What the fuck, Emma.
It can also be abbreviated as WTF. Or just TF. That's all I have to say. You should know what it means now if ya didn't somehow before.
Person: Aha wat ze fu k.
Another person: What the fuck, Emma.
It can also be abbreviated as WTF. Or just TF. That's all I have to say. You should know what it means now if ya didn't somehow before.
by whomstthefuckareyou April 16, 2018
A sexual act that a female/male/anyone can commit. It feels very pleasurable if you do it right. It usually involves someone using their hand to stroke their lover's penis to arouse them. To start at the shaft and work your way up and down. Ya know? Good. Goes along with a blowjob sometimes too. Really revs people's engines! Like so. 👇🏻
"Maggie gave me a handjob last night. It was a total shock but I enjoyed it! She really knows how to utilize her hand. "
"That's amazing. Good for you, buddy."
" I mean once she started stroking it, there was no complaints about her not listening to me rant about the abomination that is Donald Trump and pineapple pizza."
"Okay??"
"We decided to save that for cuddling after sex. Maybe she'll even give me head for Halloween."
"......"
"......"
"So. What's your girl doing for you on SpookyHalloween™? Meme costumes and candy up your ass?"
I don't know what the hell I'm doing someone push me out a window. Pls. I beg.
"That's amazing. Good for you, buddy."
" I mean once she started stroking it, there was no complaints about her not listening to me rant about the abomination that is Donald Trump and pineapple pizza."
"Okay??"
"We decided to save that for cuddling after sex. Maybe she'll even give me head for Halloween."
"......"
"......"
"So. What's your girl doing for you on SpookyHalloween™? Meme costumes and candy up your ass?"
I don't know what the hell I'm doing someone push me out a window. Pls. I beg.
by whomstthefuckareyou April 16, 2018