3 definitions by whitechocolatethunder

lemon bumsicle

When upon passing out the bumsicle drains his bladder thus covering himself and the surrounding snow in urin.

Hey is that bum peeing all over himself?

NO, that is a "lemon bumsicle" and he is just melting.

by whitechocolatethunder January 24, 2012

bumsicle

A usually highly intoxicated urban outdoorsman A.K.A a bum that hangs out,passes out or is otherwise stuck in a snow bank that was obviously just too difficult to navigate.

Daddy, is that dirty man making snow angels?

Dad- no Son, that is just a "bumsicle".

by whitechocolatethunder January 24, 2012

Duceartist

A very rare master of poop art, such works of art can be commonly found on public restroom walls and are usually applied by hand, another variation is constructed inside the bowl and done free hand, using only anal muscles one breaks off links and arranges the pieces into a recognizable shape or picture. Caution must be taken during the second version, if you leave a skidmark on the seat it is considered a fowl and will seriously devalue your work.

Chuck-I needed to use the restroom at the restaurant and was horrified to find that a dirty "duceartist" had tagged the walls. I took a picture with my phone and sent it to my friends.

by whitechocolatethunder January 24, 2012