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3 definitions by wg

 
1.
A turd so long that when it breaks off, it falls foward and slaps you in the balls.
This burrito is going to turn into a ball slapper.
by wg February 05, 2003
 
2.
When you take advantage of a friend of either sex at a party who's drunk and willing.
Last night, my best friend and I ended up in a furff after about 5 drinks.

At that party last week I furffed Sally. She'll never talk to me again.
by WG December 22, 2003
 
3.
wub
Code for wuba
check out the size of the ass on that wub
by wg February 03, 2003