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Definitions by wg

When you take advantage of a friend of either sex at a party who's drunk and willing.
Last night, my best friend and I ended up in a furff after about 5 drinks.

At that party last week I furffed Sally. She'll never talk to me again.
furff by WG December 22, 2003

ball slapper 

A turd so long that when it breaks off, it falls foward and slaps you in the balls.
This burrito is going to turn into a ball slapper.
ball slapper by wg February 5, 2003
check out the size of the ass on that wub
wub by wg February 3, 2003