Definitions by werdhoofen

condescending asshole 

A person who uses their own incompetence and ignorance as a basis for insulting someone.

"You work out to compensate for not being enough."
"Actually, she's deaf, severely dyslexic and unemployed, and I don't want her to have to live off welfare... condescending asshole."

condescending asshole by werdhoofen November 18, 2013

screaming bloody murder 

A strong accusation of wrongdoing.

At the baseball game they were charging $8 for a hot dog. Everyone was screaming bloody murder.

screaming bloody murder by werdhoofen September 17, 2013