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There was a young lady from Leith
Who circumcised men with her teeth
It wasn't for money
Or anything funny
She just liked the cheese underneath

but also has lesbian tendecies,
she likes to stare
does not take pride in her appearance
likes to be as fat and greasy as possible.
and sweaty.
eurgh look at that lorna, she should put it away, nobody wants to see that.
by welovesmeg February 6, 2009
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