1 definition by wednesdayjade

To use the term "slut" when describing him would be letting him off lightly.

If you are female and over the age of 18 (a very specific rule of his) then you have been warned; he will stick his dick anywhere.

Sleeping with members of staff is a particular hobby of his, and he is also partial to making said staff refuse to work any shifts with him ever again.

He can also be found, in some circumstances, counting down the days until a young girl's 18th birthday, so that he can "get her battered and shag her".

Moreover, Dan is a sexist pig; simply exclaiming "all you women are fucking crazy" at any given opportunity.
"Dan, this is my friend ---"

"She 18?"
by wednesdayjade March 13, 2014
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