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This is a girl who will disguise her intentions through layers of manipulations.

She's the kind of girl who will make you take her to the most expensive restaurant.

She'll say things like "I'm not the kind of girl you just take out to McDonalds. " This is a classic line used commonly.

She usually has an impressive list of ex boyfriends which is meant to impress you with the level of girl she is. These men are usually just rich marks and this should be a red flag.

She likes to humblebrag a lot to make her seem less materialistic than she truly is.

She wants your money, food and fancy clothes now. But if she's getting old, she might settle for a young guy who's going to be rich, like a medical student. Will usually get impatient and see other guys as well until they get married, or she dumps him for another guy.

She's a black widow and she's smart.
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Similar to a black hole in nature.

A whitehole is a super-intense black hole of basic, generic, whiteness. We're talking basic white girl starter pack conversations on steroids.

A whitehole can also be used as a substitute for the word "asshole" or "bitch". Especially when talking about someone who is obnoxious or has priveledge.

Your conversations with a whitehole will go so fucking beige and basic that you can taste it in your mouth.

-Its like a blackhole of basic, genericism, trash, pure average white girls that is so fucking annoying that it bends gravity. It tries to seduce and derail everything in its path.

Will seem to slow down time by never seeming to stop talking.

A whitehole is usually trying to pretend to be anything other than basic because they feel shame because they're so fucking basic

This includes using identifying labels such as "parfait girl" to feel special. But in reality, this girl is so average, she could blend in anywhere like camo.

Usually spotted wearing uggs, yoga pants. Likes to "travel". Can't wake up in the morning without her coffee. Usually a frequenter of starbucks. Has nothing special to say. No original thoughts of her own.

Unironically quotes Taylor Swift and Pitbull. Will try to end racism by changing their profile to black. Will try to end humanitarian crises with hashtags and crying emojis to show that they care. Then will quickly become distracted by their latest drama.
Stacy is such a white hole, I can't stand her!

Uh oh, I feel like we're walking into a whitehole!

Help! I'm getting sucked into a white hole.
by wealldobadthingsdontdenyit March 11, 2022
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Similar to the "Supersizeme" challenge except instead of going to Mcdonalds, you're going into bedrooms and fucking.

A ravenous state of lust where a man or woman is on a mission to f*** as many people as possible. And to acheive as many sessions as possible.

Happens after breakups or when you've been alone too long and had your first taste of sex again and need more.

A form of breaking free and going wild
Superslutme baby. Make me into your super slut.

This month i'm going to go into total superslutme mode.

I'm doing the superslutme challenge! I'm going to suck as much dick as I can find!
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