A word that used to be used to describe a book, a movie or other work as timeless, great, and meaningful. Is now used by douchebags who combine it with "win" or "fail" to describe everyday things.
Guy #1: Hey dude did you see the movie Gladiator?
Guy #2: Yeah man that was an epic movie!
DBag #1: I forgot my wallet so I had to go home and get it.
DBag #2: EPIC FAIL!
DBag #1: I found five dollars today.
DBag #2: EPIC WIN!
A person who claims to want "equal rights" for women, but actually just wants the law to favor women.
Thank feminists for:
-Men being drafted in the military at times of serious war, while females are allowed to join yet are not required
-Violence against men being taken less seriously than violence against women
-Violence against men is seen as humorous in popular culture (If TV depicts a man getting kneed in the groin, It is funny, whereas a female getting hurt is considered serious and never funny)
-Frequent assumption of female innocence in court
-Frequent dismissal of female-on-male rape cases
-Unjust child custody laws
-Laws like the "Violence against women act" -Rape shield laws
-Women are allowed to marry at a younger age than men in some states
-Men pay higher premiums for auto, life and other insurance, though discrimination according to race or other criteria is prohibited
-Bias in health concerns; for example, more advertisements and awareness for breast cancer than prostate cancer, though both cancers kill approximately the same number of people each year
-Harder physical entrance criteria for men in many occupations, such as the army, police and fire service. Requiring men to be physically stronger than women in these occupations leaves men responsible for a greater share of the physical work, for no more pay
-Men serving more time in jail than women for the same crimes
It's too bad women are being misrepresented by feminists these days.