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Horrible customer service, really. They will not take "NO" for an answer. For example, you try to remove your credit card info from your account, instead, the guy keeps trying to persuade you into buying more shit until you hang up or give in. Fucking assholes.
Me: "See, I can't have my account automatically renew itself because I don't have the dough. And I don't have internet anymore."

Xbox Customer Service: Yeah... well, I completely understand. I mean times are hard and the economy is bad, but see, you get 3 months for 14.99 and 400 Microsoft points free to use at your leisure."

*senario repeats*
by wasabimoto November 27, 2010
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Calling something two things that are the opposite of each other.
Contradictions: That chick is so hot, but ugly.

That game was cool, but gay.

I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet, but ask me for money, I'll slaughter you.
by wasabimoto March 27, 2007
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Aka The Good Shit. Usually no higher than 40%, but will kick your ass. Usually tastes like pepper. Avoid drinking Margaritaville, which tastes the worst when drunk straight and get a Sauza, which has the same percentage and tastes like nothing.
Damn that tequila kicked my ass.
by wasabimoto August 29, 2009
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Geeks and nerds are smart people who like to play RPGs all day long. Geeks are polytheistic. Their gods include Stan Lee, George Lucas, and the guys who created Lord of the Rings and Star Trek and other people who have created shit about space and superheros.
1. Hey, that geek sure does love to play World of Warcraft.

2. Geeks would suck Obi-wan's balls if they had the chance.
by wasabimoto March 26, 2007
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Robotic Operating Buddy - A gaming peripheral released for the Nintendo Entertainment System and Famicom in 1985.
It is able to play a number of NES/Famicom games with a human player. Games include Gyromite and Super Mario Bros. R.O.B.s colors were made to match the colors of the system it was made for.

Although he sucked sacks of smelly shit, he is still remembered today as a secret playable character in Mario Kart DS and Super Smash Brothers Brawl.
by wasabimoto May 16, 2008
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