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a term offensive to the disabled, originating from spastic (now un-PC word for sufferers of cerebral palsy) to suggest someone is acting in a retarded way

see also spazzer, spaz
you spilt all the beer you spazz
by wankfest September 5, 2004
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often performed when joining a company/college etc. as an excuse to screen out druggies, and pervy nurses to cop a feel of yer bits/boobs.
joe failed his medical. he's up to his eyeballs in coke every other day though
by wankfest September 17, 2004
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