24 definitions by wang

1. A device so essential to Americans that it is mentioned alongside food, water and shelter during cataclysmic tornadoes, flash floods and earthquakes. Often abbreviated as "TV" or "teevee."

2. The drug of choice for Mike Teevee, a character in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
"We had no water, no power, no TV," Lurleen Tootin of Milledgeville said. "I told my Darrell we damn near could have died."
by wang April 25, 2005
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When a begger needs food and results to eating table scraps.
Rich guy:im hungry lets grab a burger.
Poor Begger:no thanks its to much i'll take some table scraps though.
by wang November 6, 2003
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he badillas himself for pleasure
by wang May 12, 2003
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a cigarette, referring to sitting around having a cigarette.
Smoked my last lope bitch.
by wang August 14, 2004
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Go on to Yahoo IM and type 8-) that's dizee.
by wang March 14, 2003
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