42 definitions by w00fdawg
During a shared meal, where various dishes are on the table at once (for example tapas), instead of taking a fair share of the different foods available, helping yourself to large portions of the choicest foods, piling the plate as in a buffet.
This will will leave fellow diners disgruntled when they realise all the spiced meatballs, prawns, anchovies and roasted aubergines are on your plate, but they will be too polite to complain in front of you.
This will will leave fellow diners disgruntled when they realise all the spiced meatballs, prawns, anchovies and roasted aubergines are on your plate, but they will be too polite to complain in front of you.
"I am NEVER going out to dinner with Alex again!"
"Why not?"
"We ordered six different dishes to be shared between us and he took all the choicest bits from all of them. His plate was piled so high! He totally went into buffet mode, the greedy hog!"
"Why not?"
"We ordered six different dishes to be shared between us and he took all the choicest bits from all of them. His plate was piled so high! He totally went into buffet mode, the greedy hog!"
by w00fdawg October 15, 2005
A pair of adejectives, cowin and hangin, which, when used together, refer to a person or object as being remarkably unattractive.
Commonly used in South Wales, first encountered by the author in the Swansea area.
Commonly used in South Wales, first encountered by the author in the Swansea area.
"Hey have you seen that Tom Hanks?"
"Yeah, ohmigod he's cowin' hangin'!"
"Yeah, he has a face like a duck's arse!"
"Yeah, ohmigod he's cowin' hangin'!"
"Yeah, he has a face like a duck's arse!"
by w00fdawg November 6, 2005
One of Ulster's (Northern Ireland)most famous dishes embracing the best of local produce - bacon, sausages, eggs and breads. Primarily a breakfast dish but popular at any time of day with a few additions like chops, steak, kidneys, liver, tomatoes and mushrooms.
What makes the Ulster fry distinctive from any other fry-up is the addition of farls, potato cakes and usually a scotch pancake, therefore much more emphasis on carbohydrates.
A typical fry for one person will consist of:
2 sausages
2 bacon rashers
2 slices black or white pudding
1/2 farl and/or soda bread
potato cake
scotch pancake
1-2 large eggs
It will often be accompanied by toast too.......... just in case the fry-eater should feel a little peckish!
When she ordered her cooked breakfast, Ruth was amazed at the amount of bread products on her plate! This was her first encounter with the famous Ulster fry!
by w00fdawg October 31, 2005
UK television presenter and journalist who specialises in being an unpleasant bitch. Is most well known at present for hosting the quiz "The Weakest Link" where she castigates the participants and insults them in every way possible before dismissing losing players with the phrase "You are the weakest link. Goodbye!"
A recovering alcoholic, who lost custody of her daughter. Even after a fortune spent on plastic surgery she still has a most unpleasant smug expression stuck on her face.
She has a vastly over-inflated opinion of herself, and in addition showed her very unappealing racist side when she appeared on a chat show and made the remark, "What are the Welsh for?".
A recovering alcoholic, who lost custody of her daughter. Even after a fortune spent on plastic surgery she still has a most unpleasant smug expression stuck on her face.
She has a vastly over-inflated opinion of herself, and in addition showed her very unappealing racist side when she appeared on a chat show and made the remark, "What are the Welsh for?".
If that bitch Anne Robinson had said "What are the Jews for?" she would have been kicked off television for good. However, as it was "only the Welsh", no action was taken against her.
by w00fdawg November 21, 2005
A white male having sex with a black female. Derogatary in content.
This expression is used in the movie "Monster's Ball".
This expression is used in the movie "Monster's Ball".
"When I was younger I had a taste for a little nigger juice myself. You ain't a man until you have split dark oak!"
by w00fdawg September 19, 2005
Tight, as we know, has various meanings, restrictive, stylish, friendly, well-rehearsed, drunk, being snug in the vagina area, ungenerous,cautiously discreet. There may be more meanings than this!
The band is tight!
"You will have to use soap on your swollen finger to remove your wedding ring!"
The band is tight!
"Your wedding ring is very stylish!"
The band is tight!
"The band spent a lot of time together even when they weren't playing music, as they were such close friends"
The band is tight!
"The band really plays well together, as if they have rehearsed together for ages."
The band is tight!
"The band are too drunk to play their instruments properly".
The band is tight!
"I hear all of the female band members are virgins, I would get great pleasure from placing my penis in their vaginas."
The band is tight!
"That band is too mean to pay their roadies, they keep all their money for themselves".
The band is tight!
"You can never get any gossip about that band, they keep their private lives very discreet".
"You will have to use soap on your swollen finger to remove your wedding ring!"
The band is tight!
"Your wedding ring is very stylish!"
The band is tight!
"The band spent a lot of time together even when they weren't playing music, as they were such close friends"
The band is tight!
"The band really plays well together, as if they have rehearsed together for ages."
The band is tight!
"The band are too drunk to play their instruments properly".
The band is tight!
"I hear all of the female band members are virgins, I would get great pleasure from placing my penis in their vaginas."
The band is tight!
"That band is too mean to pay their roadies, they keep all their money for themselves".
The band is tight!
"You can never get any gossip about that band, they keep their private lives very discreet".
by w00fdawg October 12, 2005
A means of stimulating the clitoris. Generally referring to a device such as vibrator, but there are various other stimulators available.
Generally, direct clitoral stimulation is required for orgasm to be achieved.
Generally, direct clitoral stimulation is required for orgasm to be achieved.
"For goodness' sake, Humphrey, wake up at once! You may have jerked a massive cumload into my cunt with your predictable pump action, but if I am going to get off tonight, you had better apply a clitoral stimulator to my love button!"
by w00fdawg September 5, 2005