von groovy's definitions
The quality of having fat hanging over the front and the back of one's jeans or skirt. Not an attractive quality on anyone.
Bernie knew that his beer belly would not attract any ladies, but he felt proud of the fact that at least he wasn't chubs and flubs.
by von groovy September 1, 2017
Get the chubs and flubsmug. When Aaron came back from the tattoo parlor with a pride flag tattooed on his forearm his sister knew the Pink Ink was his way of coming out.
by von groovy June 28, 2019
Get the Pink Inkmug. A phrase to insult someone who is dumber than a piece of shit. While being born in a barn may say someone is simple or dumb, born in a bunghole means something much worse.
Uncle Larry: Reggie, did you throw out your sister's dirty diapers?
Reggie: Yep. I put 'em in the 'fridge to keep 'em from stinkin' up the house.
Uncle Larry: Were you born in a bunghole? I told you to stick 'em under the bed!
Reggie: Yep. I put 'em in the 'fridge to keep 'em from stinkin' up the house.
Uncle Larry: Were you born in a bunghole? I told you to stick 'em under the bed!
by von groovy August 18, 2017
Get the born in a bungholemug. This is the disease had by people who claim to be centrist who are actually conservative and conservatives. The disease presents as constant and unnecessary complaining or whining about people being progressive and wanting everyone to be seen as equal.
Alan: "Did you hear about Elmo complaining about people wanting to be called a new name?"
Lauren: "Yeah, I heard him whining like a trick again. He always seems to have something that is bothering him. Why doesn't he just be satisfied with the hundreds of billions of dollars he has and be quiet?"
Alan: "Cause he has the joke whine virus."
Lauren" "Oh, yeah. So that's why he can't stop crying like a bitch. Real comedy."
Lauren: "Yeah, I heard him whining like a trick again. He always seems to have something that is bothering him. Why doesn't he just be satisfied with the hundreds of billions of dollars he has and be quiet?"
Alan: "Cause he has the joke whine virus."
Lauren" "Oh, yeah. So that's why he can't stop crying like a bitch. Real comedy."
by von groovy September 14, 2023
Get the joke whine virusmug. Wayne: You can just go to h, e, double hockey sticks! You big you know what'er!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!
by von groovy August 4, 2017
Get the cursing with crayonsmug. This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.
Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"
by von groovy September 18, 2025
Get the I am not your phone!mug. This is the name of the act of performing cunnilingus by anyone who is so lucky to be able to do it. It's a wonderfully mesmerizing act that all consenting adults should engage in - often.
As Melanie removed her panties, Miquel was finally presented with all he had fantasied about for months. His passion and devotion to only pleasing Melanie allowed him the ability to bestow the best kiss of bliss that had been given in his city for three years and the first of many he would give to her. They would both never be the same.
by von groovy June 19, 2024
Get the kiss of blissmug.