von groovy's definitions
A term not unlike - go to hell. It can be used when someone is being a real shit-ass towards you. For being in a Wal-Mart is like going to hell.
Lori: "Hey Lance! I think you may have mismatched your clothes. They look awful. Hahahha."
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"
by von groovy June 24, 2024
Get the Man, go to Wal-Martmug. This is something spoken that completely results in the person falling on their face in tremendously brilliant humiliation.
Remi informed his boss that he had an erotic dream about him. This verbal banana peel resulted in a termination and sexy results.
by von groovy July 19, 2024
Get the verbal banana peelmug. This is the term that people use to describe engaging in fornicating of sorts when one or both partners are menstruating. Or if you're in 6th grade - somebody or both bodies are on their period. It can be exclaimed before the fun begins too!
As Benjamin was preparing to get a taste of Brandy's monthly flavor, he cheered, "Right on Red!"
Katie was speaking with Matt about her break-up with Kayla and he asked her what happened. Katie stated, "She wouldn't go Right on Red." Matt smirked and announced that he would. Katie laughed and called him a dude.
Katie was speaking with Matt about her break-up with Kayla and he asked her what happened. Katie stated, "She wouldn't go Right on Red." Matt smirked and announced that he would. Katie laughed and called him a dude.
by von groovy September 21, 2025
Get the Right on Redmug. Something stupid people say to others when they cannot understand them because they only have 3rd grade education and never learned cursive.
Ronnie was pissed at Earl for speakin' cursive at him when he was trying to explain the difference between a lollipop and a popsicle. He decked him out of frustration.
by von groovy August 4, 2017
Get the speakin' cursivemug. The act of a man truly giving his lover the best his erect penis has to offer in firmness, endurance, and location.
Chris: So, after I dropped your sorry ass off at home, I went back to the bar and ran into Kristy.
Ted: What happened?
Chris: Proper stickins is what happened!! Tore her up! Made it through all of The Dark Side of The Moon and she was moaning like the back up singers.
Ted: What happened?
Chris: Proper stickins is what happened!! Tore her up! Made it through all of The Dark Side of The Moon and she was moaning like the back up singers.
by von groovy June 6, 2017
Get the proper stickinsmug. Percy: "Man, look at these hands! They are calloused and bleeding from all of that yardwork!"
Samantha: " You let that shit get overgrown and it needed to be done. Stop acting like you're sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday. Now fetch me some sweet tea!"
Samantha: " You let that shit get overgrown and it needed to be done. Stop acting like you're sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday. Now fetch me some sweet tea!"
by von groovy July 12, 2024
Get the sore as a door on a whorehouse on a paydaymug. Elliot produced some New England Hand Chowder after seeing April in her bikini in the Cape on Sunday
by von groovy June 22, 2019
Get the new england hand chowdermug.