von groovy's definitions

sieg smile

The grins that Nazis have when they're being racist and cocky

Adolph was truly wearing his sieg smile walking down the street until he was bitch slapped by some old Jewish ladies.

by von groovy April 13, 2019

Boots 'n Buns

The motto for Cowboy Bakers who are into ass play

Russ: "Hey! Did I tell you about my new sourdough baguette recipe yet? It's delicious!"
Buck: "Why no you have not. Have I shown you my new boots? They fit as well as my tongue into a sweet hole!"
Russ and Buck in unison: "Boots 'n Buns!"

by von groovy June 20, 2024

secular handshake

To masturbate.

After strolling through the garment district during fashion week, Nigel went home and used his drool to give himself a firm, secular handshake.

by von groovy May 26, 2017

carnivore carnival

A bbq restaurant or meat-themed festival where the celebration of meat eating is beyond enthusiastic.

Kelsie could not get over all the meat options at her city's 4th of July celebration. The carnivore carnival had alligator snoots, rattlesnake fingers, and road runner legs.

by von groovy July 31, 2017

skintoons

Skintoons are tattoos. You know, cartoons on the skin. Cartoons used to be things people enjoyed and now they can enjoy them on strangers' flesh.

Penelope had two sleeves of skintoons. She was a real hard one and the stories on her arms were as entertaining as her inability to tolerate posers.

by von groovy September 24, 2021

harrier than bigfoot's balls

A situation that is tremendously complicated and almost impossible to fix.

Charlotte: Did you hear about Brent's little escapade?
Chantel: No. What's an escapade?
Charlotte: Doesn't matter. He got caught by Lilli with her mom!!
Chantel: OMG! LOL! STFU!
Charlotte: Talking his way out of that one will be harrier than bigfoot's balls!!

by von groovy July 22, 2017

american brown

A color/skin tone that has been created in the U.S. by people of varying ethnicities having children together. Their children could call themselves this instead of "mixed," "biracial," or "two or more races"on forms. It has no negative connotation whatsoever.

Madison: Have you seen Angelina's baby?
Ashley: Nope. I bet she is gorgeous!
Madison: She is! And so sweet! Her skin tone is just so beautiful. It's like...I can't describe it.
Ashley: American brown?
Madison: Oh my gosh, YES!!

by von groovy June 15, 2017