von groovy's definitions

dreamshame

The unpleasant feeling you have after having a dream where you do something you really want to do, but can't in your waking life due to the shame you'd feel

Seamus was walking around the block today in full dreamshame mode after having that dream where he boned his teacher Mrs. Jones.

by von groovy April 13, 2019

cream theater

A porno theater. A place where cream is produced by men milking themselves.

Kevin: "I heard that Father Jones was caught pullin' it at the cream theater."
James: "Well, that's better than puttin' it into an altar boy."

by von groovy April 13, 2019

black tights matter

A movement to ensure that women continue to wear yoga pants to the amusement of all straight men, bi, and lesbians everywhere

I was driving down the street and I heard some dude yell "black tights matter" at some apple bottomed belles.

by von groovy April 13, 2019

public transportation patience

This is the tremendously flexible patience you have to use to deal with the sorts of weirdos and headaches you encounter on public transportation

After the homeless woman shit on the seat next to her and the subway lights went off, Lisa had to use a serious amount of public transportation patience to get through every second.

by von groovy April 13, 2019

dreadicine

This is medicine that people are afraid to take because of side effects like losing sex drive or weight gain.

Mandy chose to not take the dreadicine lithium and instead went manic and got arrested.

by von groovy April 13, 2019

I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation

Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!

by von groovy April 13, 2019

sieg smile

The grins that Nazis have when they're being racist and cocky

Adolph was truly wearing his sieg smile walking down the street until he was bitch slapped by some old Jewish ladies.

by von groovy April 13, 2019