von groovy's definitions

keep my name in your pussy

A phrase that a guy will say to his girl in order to try and keep her from cheating on him

Ted: "Now have fun with your friends at the lake and keep my name in your pussy!"
Lana: "Whatever, Ted. Just cause Renny is there don't mean I'll stray."

by von groovy May 10, 2019

Rubik's pube

Tremendously hairy genitalia that is difficult to navigate and then solve by pleasing the partner

Xander complained that Sandy's vag was nothing but a Rubik's pube and it took him a helluva time in getting all of her colors on the right sides.

by von groovy May 10, 2019

yourgurt

your ejaculate or sexual fluid

Peter: "I heard you're hungry, Leslie."
Leslie: "I'm really hungry, but not hungry enough for your yourgurt!"

by von groovy May 10, 2019

manufractured relationship

A way to create the break-up part of a relationship by developing the fracturing of it

Jenny was tired of dating Jim and decided it was time for it to be a manufractured relationship instead of an active one and then came up with 8 reasons why they should not date any longer.

by von groovy May 11, 2019

a crepe in the waffle house

A term used to describe when a homosexual is in a heterosexual environment - it is not intended to be an insult

Lance: "So, I went out last night at ended up at some bar named the End Zone. Wrong implication - it was about football."
Mike: "So you were like a crepe in the waffle house?"
Lance: "Yes!"

by von groovy May 11, 2019

lessence

The lack of character or poor quality of a person when they are never able to be average or more than most people. It's pretty sad when someone is cursed with this.

Mark's lessence when it came to school and sports always meant he'd be picked last.

by von groovy May 11, 2019

office summer sweater

A piece of clothing that should not exist and is merely a device for too skinny women to complain that the office is too cold when everyone else is comfortable.

Michelle complained that it was too cold when the thermostat was set at 70. Meghan told her to go get her office summer sweater and a bowl of pasta so she could warm up and fill out her sandals.

by von groovy May 11, 2019