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1 definition by victorian ghost

 
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A wacked metrosexual. A narcassistic male. Not quite gay or hetro. Likes to play as a baby in bed. A real sicko that looks okay on the outside and has superficial charm, but probably has silicon breasts and lip liner in his pockets. Also can be a old fart who thinks he's a youngster. A fake. A con. An idiot with grandiose self-worth.
You see that dude with that skeet sheet, Sherri? She's sucking a venti right there.
Don't go out with that old fart! You'll end up swallowing a venti!
by victorian ghost July 22, 2006