3 definitions by victor audley ramitupmyshitter

anal beard

arse hair

Barry: "Tom you tit"
Tom: "Fuck off Barry, why don't you plat my anal beard with your teeth"

by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 19, 2003

bean bags

A mans testicles.

Last night I got that Nikki bird to hum on my bean bags, what a slag!

by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 19, 2003

Winnet picker

A person who picks small dried peices of poo from their anal beard

Oh, no! I have winnets tied up in my bum fluff, I will have to look in the yellow pages for a winnet picker.

by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 19, 2003