1 definition by viciousgandhi
The ability to choose between enduring one's current situation or have a monkey fling his poop at you for 15 minutes instead.
Mom) Johnny, we have to go to a funeral later.
Johnny)Uh...I choose option B instead
*POOF*
Monkey) huhu ha ha ha
Johnny)Uh...I choose option B instead
*POOF*
Monkey) huhu ha ha ha
by viciousgandhi June 9, 2003