9 definitions by vfuzz

Lot’s wife

She was, quite literally, a little salty.

What can you say about Lot’s wife? She was from Sodom. A real pillar of her community. She had a good life, though she made some mistakes when she looked back on it. DISCLAIMER: I am not in any way affiliated with the Big G. I don’t know what’s really goin’ on. This is a little shoutout to the Bible literate among you, believers or otherwise. You might even get a little chuckle out of it. Or not, I guess...

by vfuzz March 7, 2019

Eve

Women of the world, you have my deepest sympathies. Feel free to blame this bimbo the next time your cooch starts to bleed.

Eve: That nice talking snake said I should have a bite of that apple. Looks yummy. I’m sure a little nibble won’t hurt anybody.

by vfuzz March 7, 2019