4 definitions by vestiary egg

The fear of people named "John" and "Josh"
"I heard Austin has Johnophobia, you better stay away from him John."
by vestiary egg December 6, 2022
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"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shit that egg hurt but i gotta get it through customs"
by vestiary egg July 15, 2022
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Someone who is annoying or just intolerable
"Oh my god Devin is such a metters"
by vestiary egg December 6, 2022
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It is an egg that is smiggable
bro that vestiary makes me wanna smig
by vestiary egg July 14, 2022
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