vernon dutton's definitions

rabbits

Rabbits---The number one choice of bears to use to wipe their ass after taking a shit.

Hey Smokey, I need to take a shit, have you seen any rabbits?

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

wide mouth mayonnaise jar

Wide mouth mayonnaise jar--The term used to describe the anus of an x-con.

The Dr. wanted to know how long I had been out when he said my asshole looked like a wide mouth mayonnaise jar!

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

maternal fornicator

polite way of addressing sombody as a "motherfucker"

Which one of you Maternal Fornicators took my Bible?

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004