1 definition by ventiplantain

Flomaton

One of the shittiest small towns in America. It's terrible. Seriously. I don't recommend going there. If you're non-white, non-Christian, or non-hetero, you'll be socially executed and might even get threatened.

"So, I was thinking of moving to this town named Flomaton."
"Dude. Don't."
"Why?"
"Just don't."

by ventiplantain May 19, 2018